Mom & Dad's Conversation about caring for their tenant's fish while he's away for a few days.
Mom: Tomorrow's Saturday and someone needs to come and feed Bob's fish.
Dad: I'm coming up tomorrow, I'll do it.
Mom: But are you coming in the morning?
Dad: Does it have to be in the morning?
Mom: Well, Bob says they eat in the morning and evening.
silence from DadMom: Well, he did say we could just feed them once a day if necessary.
Later, Dad sends Mom (secretary) to find a file on Dan's (son's) desk.
Mom: (after looking) It's not there.
Dad: He had it there this morning.
Mom checks other areas of the office.Mom: (resignedly) I'll check the filing cabinets. Dan doesn't file.
meanwhile Dad goes out and checks Dan's desk himself, walks back in with file in hand..Mom: How'd I miss that?