What Happened?

About once a year I have some kind of embarrassing incident. I must have been due in August because here's what happened on Wednesday.

I was in a crowded room, there were no windows - lots of people. Long message, long message - it was O. preaching. I started to feel like I was going to pass out. The chair I was seated in had wobbly legs, I had to sit forward the entire time to keep the chair steady.

At long last the final prayer came. I thought to get up and slip outside for some oxygen. I leaned back in my chair to put my Bible away first.

CRACK!

The chair broke, down I went. Every eye was on me. I didn't care, I needed to get outside for AIR.

Later everyone kept asking me what happened.