I was visiting my neighbors tonight (see next post) and the really friendly ones on our right have just finished building their house and the wife was giving me a tour.
Upon reaching her "god room" she opened the door and said, "I don't let the servants in here, but you can go in."
Later upstairs in her attached bathroom I commented on her washing machine and she said, "I wash all our clothes. I don't let the servants do it. They're dirty themselves, how can they can they make my clothes clean?"
I said, "I wash my own clothes too, but it's because I made them dirty and I'm embarrassed to have anyone else touch them."
She said, "Huh, well, there's that too."