Monday, June 12, 2006

Matrimonials

Our Sunday newspaper has a 4 page matrimonials section "For the better half of your life." I love to read them, they make my Sunday afternoons.

Here is my favorite from yesterday, read all the way to the end:

"Inviting proposals from beautiful caring broad minded charming jovial well educated girl preferably homely hailing from a respectable family background for a smart handsome, 37 years old enterprising industrialist qualified boy having a multifaceted business of manufacturing electronic products and EXIM trade with good turnover. Already Married wife staying with him but cannot conceive due to medical problem seeks a remarriage/life long companionship with a healthy girl who can conceive preferably below 30 years Caste/Marital statue no bar."

*"homely" doesn't mean what you think it does, it just means she can cook.

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