I had a birthday over the past few days and it was horrible as all my birthdays are. The "happy" in Happy Birthday doesn't seem to apply to me. I'm not exaggerating; I cannot recall a "happy" birthday in all my ... years.
Well, I've come to the conclusion that it serves to remind me that it's NOT all about me. You know, My Life. Ain't it the truth.
If you're wondering, 29 Forever, baby.*
*Not really, but shhhhh that's just between us OK?