Today I did the Christmas decorating and I planned to do it while E and C were in school so I wouldn't be bugged. But C got sent home early from school because she was crying. Man, things have changed since I was in school.
Anyway, she saw me decorating and said:
C: Who's birthday?
C: No, it's mine.
Me: It's for Jesus' birthday but don't worry, you'll get some gifts too.
C: Jesus isn't even here. I am!
C eventually discovered some crosses on the tree and let the matter drop. When I tell her that Jesus lives in our hearts she gets into a discussion on what color our hearts are. According to C, her's is pink.